Homeworld Security?

[mremre.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping someone can tell me I didn't halucinate this story... All I remember is it was most probably a crossover (or AU or both?), and someone calls a number that routes them to Jack's office, where the phone greeting is "Office of Homeworld Security." Apparently the caller didn't know about the Stargate.

anyone? help please!

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[perfica.livejournal.com]

Can you narrow down what we're looking for? Do you remember any of the other characters in the fic? Is it a crossover with SGA or something else? Gen/het/slash? I've got no clue right now :-)

[mremre.livejournal.com]

It might be a House crossover, but the more I think about it, the more I second-guess myself. Honestly, I only remember the phone greeting being oh-so-cheerful.

Not helpful, huh?

[perfica.livejournal.com]

Hopefully someone here remembers it ;-) That's what we're here for!