Table, Sofa, Puddle Jumpers

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for a sentient Atlantis thing. Did not find it on the thematic list in the memories.

The POV is that of a table, that is being used in a sexual encounter. The table is a bit of a prude, and wishes the sexual encounter were taking place on the couch across the room, implying that the couch is into that. Also, after the encounter is over, the puddle jumpers show an annoying purient interest in what just happened. The table also does an analysis of the, ahem, biological material, ahem, deposited, on it during the sexual encounter. And as the material is Sheppard's the puddle jumpers are particularly anxious to know all about it.

Can anybody link me up?

Thanks!
CK

Comments

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

This? http://runpunkrun.livejournal.com/208791.html

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Yes! You are a genius! And so fast! Thanks a zillion!

[ratcreature]

Tabled and its sequel T2T by Punk
http://home.teleport.com/~punkm/tabled.html
http://home.teleport.com/~punkm/t2t.html

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

OMG! There's a sequel!!!! *hugs you*

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

honey, why don't you just stick out your arm and mainline the crack? I am gonna be drawn to this table POV and sexually active puddle jumper all day long now!