Ugh. I can't. The usual suspects are LJ and Area52, though, and I've already looked back through Area52. I'm absolutely stymied as to why I'm having such a hard time finding it. Usually I only hit a few sites, and read recs and what not, but nobody's recced it.

I'm doing my best to remember phrases from the fic to help my google-fu. I think Jack said 'shut up' and something about it being his turn to tell the story. It was third person POV.

Bleeeegh. Thanks for spending the time to help me. I appreciate it. >.<;;;