Fic Search: McKay/Sheppard

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Two fics that I'm looking for and not having any luck with. Help for an SGA newbie?

1. Crossover into an alternate universe where McKay is a penguin. Yes, I know. A depressed, abused little penguin whom Sheppard abducts back into the "real" universe. I'm not sure if it was gen or slash. Found one where Sheppard was a penguin, but that's it.

2. Somewhat angsty AU first-time, where McKay is an underage college student and Sheppard is in his first year at college. They meet at a party, have bad sex, and Sheppard freaks in the morning and runs screaming. This may be the first in a series. I thought I ran across it here, but have looked through the entries to no avail. If anyone recalls it, let me know.

I stumbled across both of these months ago (before I was interested in SGA very much), and a lot of the details didn't stick. Any help would be appreciated!

EDIT: Found! YES!
#1: Foul Pleasure, and it's McKay/Beckett, not McShep, and Beckett's the penguin. Oops, sorry.
#2: Broken Things. (I found the authors' web site, so this leads to both chapters.)
Thanks miriel & morena_donn!