Carson Beckett = AU Catherine/Ernest's lovechild

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Someone must've written an AU where Carson [Beckett] is Catherine & Ernest's love child...

It all started as a simple prompt I left at comment_fic ...

campylobacter:
Stargate SG-1, Catherine Langford, Ernest Littlefield http://j.mp/gabSek
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42356023721336832

magnavox_23:
@campyspornshack I adore Catherine and Earnest, but I am not writing geriatric porn. :P
http://twitter.com/#!/magnavox_23/status/42356301535252480

campylobacter:
@magnavox_23 That's why I punctuated with a comma, not a slash. Catherine/Ernest are adorable, though; the porn could be a flashback 50 yrs.
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42357091071045632

magnavox_23:
@campyspornshack It would all be in black and white... XP
http://twitter.com/#!/magnavox_23/status/42357556416491521

campylobacter:
@magnavox_23 LOL FER REAL! "Oh Catherine, your skin is so soft and silvery gray; your hair gleams an enchanting shade of almost-black..."
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42358490668343296

dannysgirlsg1:
@campyspornshack When Ernest was played by Paul Mcgillion. XD
http://twitter.com/#!/dannysgirlsg1/status/42357782254592000

campylobacter:
@dannysgirlsg1 oooh yeah! Someone must've written an AU where Carson [Beckett] is Catherine & Ernest's love child...
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42358998598565888

dannysgirlsg1  Pip:
@campyspornshack That would be EPIC!
http://twitter.com/#!/dannysgirlsg1/status/42359169101205505

Comments

Catherine and Ernest as old lovers

[spacegypsy1.livejournal.com]

LET ME be the one to say ... I'm old and I love me some porn...on me, about me, about others, we old folks have it down pat, do it the best and know all the past present and are better at speculating on the future of sex, porn, love, romance etc, etc, etc. OLD FOLKS RULE THE PORN... that's my story... and let us not discuss sticking, sticky, stuck. And D/V at 50 O M F G!!! I could tell you some stories 'bout my 50's.

Re: Catherine and Ernest as old lovers

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Whoa! You did Double-Vaginal at age 50? YOU RULE.

Re: Catherine and Ernest as old lovers

[spacegypsy1.livejournal.com]

hmmm, I didn't always know what I was doin' was called... except ... oh never mind.

Re: Catherine and Ernest as old lovers

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

::HIGH FIVES YOU:::

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